Rafferty's Rules
Rafferty's Rules
The relationship may be fake but the o's are real . . .
My brothers say if there’s trouble, I’ll find it,
If there are shenanigans afoot, I’m usually the root cause.
But this time I’ve excelled myself.
Because this time I’ve found trouble in a brothel.
And brought her home.
I know what you’re thinking;
What’s a good-looking guy like me doing in a house of ill repute?
Well, I was keeping a friend from making a mistake,
Instead, I kept her.
Maybe my brothers are right. Maybe I am an idiot.
An idiot with a fake girlfriend.
My brothers say if there’s trouble, I’ll find it,
If there are shenanigans afoot, I’m usually the root cause.
But this time I’ve excelled myself.
Because this time I’ve found trouble in a brothel.
And brought her home.
I know what you’re thinking;
What’s a good-looking guy like me doing in a house of ill repute?
Well, I was keeping a friend from making a mistake,
Instead, I kept her.
Maybe my brothers are right. Maybe I am an idiot.
An idiot with a fake girlfriend.
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